Whats worse than JUST killing your enemy? Beating him to death with his best friends arm!
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The title says it all.
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2 Wet Toads
2 wet toads were crossing the road,
and were smashed by 2 different cars.
They looked to the sky, as they knew they
Would die. Was their life a joke or was it a lie?
Here today road kill tomorrow.
The farm they had bought.
A time of life they could not borrow,
To live under the cards of tarot.
2 buzzards fly to eat, the wet toads they
want, from their small smashed heads to
their tiny flattened feet.
A road kill delight, hard, flat and sweet
With just a tread of sorrow.
2 wet toads flattened on the road,
smashed by 2 different cars.
Artemis Jade Wetzel
Sunday January 7, 2007 - 01:08am (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - GRRRR
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I think people like pissing me off! I play WOW online, and I go out of my way to help anyone I can, IF I can. I think that even though it is an MMORPG people should still that they have manners. DO THEY?? Fuck no. They think the whole god damn frakkin world should bow to their puny inconsiderit asses. Well I say....kiss MY ass. The crazy thing is...people in real life are the same way. The holidays are supposed to be, a time of year when we all get along. I would not dare walk into a wal-mart, or (insert name). Hell no, people will run you down, and not say they are sorry. If I did not have kids, I would probably tell the holidays to kiss off. Oh well I am done venting.Thursday December 21, 2006 - 11:37am (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
- The Maiden and the Dragon
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The Maiden and the Dragon
A dragon traveling one winter’s eve
Did see a thing he could not believe.
A maiden with ivory skin so fair,
Filling jars with snow that had fallen there.
And harshly her tattered cloak did blow,
As she stood and shivered in the heavy snow.
So gentle and warm was the light in her eye
That the mighty Dragon began to cry.
And so a disguise he did don that day,
With selfless intent to take the fair maiden away.
Away to a place so safe and warm,
Disguised as a woodsman gathering wood for the storm.
But on his arrival to her home he finally did see
That the cold young maiden rocked a child, not yet three.
So the mother’s intentions for the snow now shined true,
To heat for her child now blue, a bath to warmth renew.
The great mighty Dragon knew that they must take flight,
Or their time would be up by dawn’s first light.
And so fast on his back did he bear them away,
And in the guise of the woodsman, with them he did stay.Saturday December 16, 2006 - 06:10am (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - MAN I HATE NOOBS!
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Good morning one and all! Well we moved into our new place, and it is kinda nice. Probably moved at the wrong time though, chritmas is going to be tight. I was playing WOW (World Of Warcraft, for all you noobs), and decided I was going to be a pissed off bitch. I had a guild member leave today. Now,...I KNOW its just a game, but when you put time and effort into gearing someone with the best shit possible, then it is fucking annoying. I should aloso mention that he was my second in command. Man he really pissed me off. He said he left, so he could see what else was out there. This is a guy who said "I will never go anywhere, I am here for the long haul". I should have known better. MAN, the same thing happened when I dated that chick in Madison. Boy was that ever a mistake. But that is a story for another time. So that was my annoyance for yesterday. I can't wait to see what today holds. Lookout jackasses, I will be waiting!Saturday December 16, 2006 - 05:18am (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
