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Never Boring... Seize the moment !.. .. things can always be worse or better.. so Live for Today !

Sorrrrrryyy.. :( I've been AWOL lately..
Sorrrrrryyy.. :( I've been AWOL lately.. magnify
Sorry everyone for disappearing for so long :( ..
.. I've been preparing for a big hurdle in my life and of course..
at the same time work's been asking for 60+ hrs a week of my time.

Next week is that serious "fork" in my life that's been put off for a couple years..
.. but finaly here to be crossed.

Hoping everyone's doing well and having some fun :)

Miss ya's

xo Todd
Thursday March 12, 2009 - 11:28pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
The Reflection .. Of My Rainbow (Take 4)
The Reflection .. Of My Rainbow (Take 4) magnify
The Reflection .. Of My Rainbow


Thinking ...
Feeling ...
Anticipating ...

From my mind..
.. and an emotion,
a thought passes through my fingertips

Riding a wave of electrons
.. and around the globe,
at the speed of light it goes

Hoping ..
.. that these words,
when re-assembled ..
and reflected by light..

Through your eyes..
.. into the depths of your Mind..

will Touch your Heart..
and leave you with ..

... stimulating Thoughts
... a deep Breath .. full of butterflies

... and the Sensation of .. an Emotion forming
.. as the Muscles in your Cheeks .. Rise ..

... into a Smile ... growing on your face :-)


My Words ..
.. Your mind

Our Feelings ..
.. My Rhyme

Your Thoughts ..
.. on Mine

My Reflection ..
.. Your Emotions

... Passing through Time.


Never forget
.. that You
.. can Feel ..

the Reflection ..
.. of My Rainbow :-)


and that ..
Happiness..

is Painted through our Perception ..
.. our Window on the world..

Colored by our Outlook ..
.. an Illumination of our Reality ..

as a Shadow ...
.. reflected against our Expectations.



Let My Hour .. be Your "Our" ;-)

Share your Rainbow :D


Todd xo

Copyright 2008 Todd J.





Iris : The Goo Goo Dolls


Tags: reflection, rainbow, feelings, emotions, power, our, happiness, poem, poetry
Wednesday November 19, 2008 - 02:17am (EST) Permanent Link | 6 Comments
Mating Anyone ?? ;) lol :D
Mating Anyone ?? ;) lol :D magnify
Oh my.. did you think I meant "mating" !?? ;) LMAO ;) .. you little naughty ones ! lol :-)

.. ummm.. I was talking about "check-mating".. silllllly you ! :P HA !
(though the other one does take a little concentrating too ya know.. lol)

The pic above is of the original "Isle of Lewis" chess pieces were found in a sand mound/cave
discovered in early 1831 on the west coast of the Isle of Lewis, in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland.

These pieces were been dated to ~ (approximately) the 1100's !!

Checkout the "Bezerkers" .. lol.. these are the pieces.. literally chomping at the bit.. BITTING their shields looking for action.. ready to go "bezerk" !! I have a museum replica of this set that's cool to play on.. makes you feel like a bit of a Viking.. Grrrrr :P

I must say.. playing a game of war.. where you get your own army and it's all about thinking and strategy ... always has pushed it's players .. the constant challenge to improve (almost like Golf ;) ).


ORIGINs of CHESS

The original predecessor was born in India in the 500's.. known as "Chaturanga", where the former 4 types of pieces included those common to Indian warfare (infantry=pawns, cavalry=horses, elephants=diagonals, and Chariots=straight lft/rt/up/dn).

Chessmaster History of Chess 1 minute Video

.. when Chess had moved from India to Europe .. it morphed it's pieces (driven by Christianity), into the current chess known for changing the King's assistant/general to his Queen.. and adding Catholic Bishops (hence the Middle ages .. the Catholic Church.. and it's fingerprints in changing not only the theology of the world.. the belief systems.. the languages and cultures.. but even the GAMES !).


Chess "GROWS" the BRAIN !! (*Proven*)

Recently, several studies have shown that not only the young.. but even more importantly.. the elderly have been shown to slow/prevent brain decay.. aka Alzheimer's (and grow new synapses.. etc..) by playing chess !! (or other non-trivial games/puzzles).

The game really isn't that tough at all.. one you learn how the pieces move.. and is honestly the MOST fun you'll find with a board game.. almost NEVER having the same game twice.. (unless you keep playing the same person the same way.. lol).

The basics of how to play chess are here ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess
.. and all you have to do is READ 1 PAGE.. not even.. just the intro.. Setup.. and How the pieces Move pictures !!!! THAT's IT !!!

For KIDS.. here's a good free place to start if they want some free online lessons and games :
http://www.chesskids.com/kidzone/index.shtml

You can play online against others for free at :

- http://games.yahoo.com/ch
(and you just use your Yahoo ID and you're already in !!)

- http://chess.com

OR ..
.... if you want the best all-around Chess SW for your Computer (PC, Nintendo DS, PSP... for only $19) you can get Chessmaster Grandmaster Edition .. tons of Video's and Tutorials.. Lessons from the first beginner.. to the Master !!.. and it has thousands.. of the best games ever played that you can watch.. or even play against those "personalities" !! (or the computer
at any level you choose). There are even animated chess sets that walk and make sounds.. fight.. etc..


The music of Chess .. Classical .. and no longer for Nobility only !!

.. OK.. and here's a Chessmaster Intro Video on Youtube.. and I've gotta say.. this
song is just the "fruit" of Classical music (Bach's Prelude to Cello Suite No. 1) ..
the ending of this almost makes your hair stand up !! (if you have it in stereo and turned up.. and don't hate Classical Music.. lol) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6QsLqp884Y


ANYWAY.. if you want to do something different.. MATE a LOT ;) .. and
grow your Brain and your powers for Logical decision making ... Chess is your game !
(there's not much better "clean" fun for kids either.. that will help them throughout their entire lives ... every time they need to make a decision ! ).

Challenge yourself.. you'll be surprised what you can do if you don't quit before you even start !! :D



Todd
Tags: chess, mating, lewis, india, origins, challenging
Friday November 14, 2008 - 05:26pm (EST) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
Kisses Anyone ?? :D
Kisses Anyone ??  :D magnify
OK, since the other one went over soooo well (I think I was the only one laughing my a*s off !! LMAO.. man, I love my own jokes ! :) ) ... Wellllll, here's another.. hopefully you'll find this one a little funnier ;) .. and no swearing either !! :P


Here goes.. :

Four people were traveling on a train in Europe.. sitting in the same section all by themselves.

There was one old lady, one very smart young lady, one Indian man, and one Pakistani man.

The train went into a tunnel and all of sudden it was completely DARK !

.. no one could see anything.. and then suddenly all of them heard a loud KISSSss.... and an even louder SLAPPP !

The train came out of the tunnel .. and they saw a red HANDPRINT ! on the face of the Indian man ..... no one said a word.


The old lady thinks to herself.. that the Indian guy definitely kissed the young lady and got the reward.

The young lady thinks .. "that idiot missed kissing me in the dark .. and kissed the old woman and he got the slap in return !".

The Indian guy thinks .. "this idiot Pakistani tried to kiss the young lady , missed his aim in the dark, .. and instead.. "I" get blamed and got the slap ! ... idiot Pakistani he thought".


Finally.. The Pakistani was thinks to himself and says .."hmm.. next time it gets dark .. I'll make that kissing sound ... and SLAP the Indian guy AGAIN !! ".


LMAO !! GET IT !?!? LOL .. (OK, read this again if you need to.. but realize that Pakistan and India are bitter rivals.. pointing Nuclear missles at one-another's countries, etc..).. ohhh man, hope I didn't fail again here .. :P

OK, I thought it was funny.. so I suppose.. mission accomplished either way ! LOL :D

Rate this joke and what types of Jokes you'd like to see ;)
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Tags: kissing, joke, lips, slap
Thursday November 13, 2008 - 04:00pm (EST) Permanent Link | 2 Comments
Joke Time ;) Breakfast Anyone ??
Joke Time ;) Breakfast Anyone ?? magnify
With all the recent focus on economic crisis .. and uncertainty .. I decided that it's time to do MORE LAUGHING and having FUN !!!!! :-) .. and less worrying about the stock market.. global warming.. and political chaos ...

OK.. here goes a little joke that someone forwarded me..
.. and I must admit.. left me laughing !! :)


Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.


The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat.

"I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says.

The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.


She asks the middle child what he wants.

"Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says.

She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.


Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast.

"I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast !!"



LMAO !! :D .. Hoping this left you with a smile and a little extra happiness that you can hold onto for a while .. :) :D

Todd
Tags: joke, funny, frenchtoast, mom, breakfast
Thursday November 13, 2008 - 12:01am (EST) Permanent Link

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