"It always be haters that's the way it is.... Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids"
I guess "blogging" is the new black..... lol. Well we'll see what happens......
So one of my best friend's and I were having this discussion the other day and I've been thinking about it ever since.......
What is really good wit this busted ass people snatchin up descent looking people ( and lot's of times more than decent looking)?????????? I mean I cannot for the life of me figure it out. I know what most people prolly think...... "It's the inside that counts, not the outside." But seriously, let's be honest........ what's first thing you notice about a person you don't know.... Something physical right? You can't see inside someone you've never met...... or at least I can't. Maybe I'm missing something but the first thing I notice about a person is the physical, then later on I get to know the person. And I'm not saying it always happens this way but for the most part that's how it goes. And of course there are exceptions to every rule but I swear it is becoming the norm for me to see someone I would normally consider attractive head over heals "in love" with someone who would normally make me throw up in my mouth a little bit! Can someone please help me understand it, cause I'm at a loss. lol. I'm not a shallow individual at all however, I'm not goin to pussyfoot around the subject.
Take Jermain Dupree and Janet for example.......... now Janet has dated her share of gentlemen all or most of which, up until now were attractive. How in the HELL did she end up wit this rat lookin Mofo? Clearly this is either a case of, "we've known eachother so long I just fell in love with this ugly mofo," or "He's layin' the pipe sooooooooooooooo right............ I just fell in love with this ugly mofo." Either way it's got my equilirbrium all jacked up! LOL.
Well It's that time of year Ladies and Gentlemen. The time when people dig themselves deep into debt for things the gift recipient may not even like and when all the crazies come out.... I swear you run into the craziest people at Christmas time don't you? Personally I'm ready for the season to be over. I mean I'm all for it as far as God and Jesus..... oh and baby Jesus too. HOWEVER..... everything else that comes along with it.... I'm pretty over it. I hate the snow, I hate putting up decorations, and most of all I hate working in retail during this season. I mean people really get beside themselves and for what? Exactly.
Its funny cause I can really tell that I am an adult now cause I don't even want gifts anymore...... whatever anyone wants to get me I can pretty much get myself. To be honest one of the best gifts someone can give me right about now is paying all of my bills off. LOL. Any takers????? Anyway I still participate in the whole gift exchanging thing....... I just do so in moderation, which I feel like everything should be done in. For example, I don't think anyone should ever go to say........ I don't know.... POPEYES, and order an 8 piece chicken meal for one person. LMAO (shot out to "you know who you are fat ass").
OK, so on a totally unrelated note........ I'm sure I'm probably preaching to the choir here cause I can't imagine anyone else went out and wasted $30 on "A Different World" the first season DVD........ if you did....... are you as PISSED as I am? Not only did the episodes all suck but why do they have extra features on there from the later seasos? Do you not plan on releasing anymore of the seasons? I just didn't understand it at all and I want to take it back to Best Buy and throw it in someone's face.
That's it, I'm done.
Just a few random thoughts for the day.......
1. I feel old.... and clearly 22 is not old at all but I feel AT LEAST 54 today. I went to bed so early last night yet and still it was an absolute task for me to wake up this morning. I can't hang like I used to and I have a BIG problem with that..... therefore I WILL be going out on Wednesday and I WILL be staying out VERY late. I DO NOT CARE that I have work on Thursday and I WILL be having some drinks. Thank you. lol
2. I have not been able to watch America's Next Top Model all season HOWEVER, I've heard that it's pretty much down to Nik and Bre. This is very exciting for several reasons. Firstly.... I picked Nik from the very beginning before the show was even on the air because I liked her name and I thought she was really Fly. Secondly..... after watching one or two episodes I came to like Bre a lot as well. I love how unbothered she is about everything. Seems a lot like me..... plus her voice is very sexual! lol. The last reason it's exciting is because no matter who wins I'll feel like I have won because those have been my top two (even tho like I said before I haven't really been watching.... shame on me!) AND they both have three letter names which I think is GREAT! lol
3. I'm really looking forward to New Year's Eve (and hoping that my boss will give me New Year's off) because I haven't been out with my boys in a month of Sundays. Given we're all in school in 3 different states it's not surprising that such a travesty has transpired however I NEED to go out (see thought #1). Shot out to my hommies David and Derrick!!!!!!!!!!
3. Bow Wow and Ciara: You all are a hot mess. This relationship is probably the most absurd thing I've seen play out all year. Let's just say neither of you are fooling anyone........ and you're CERTAINLY not fooling me. Just because you make reference to eachother every second you get does not mean that we'll believe, anymore than you probably do, that you all are in a real relationship. Fire your Publicists and HAVE A SEAT!!!!!!!!
2. People who do the jean tuck inncorectly: Okay people..... you all are getting a little bit out of hand. First of all.... this is not a look we want to achieve EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Moderation is key ladies and gentlemen. Secondly..... please attempt the tuck with a tall boot. Not an ankle boot or high top tennis shoes. It is very inappropriate to be tucking your pants into boots or shoes that are too short. It looks dumb. It does not work with Timbs! I got to show you people everything, damn! Take your pants out of your shoes and HAVE A SEAT!
1. R. Kelly: For real Robert? Chapters 1-12? Are you serious? Oh Okay I admit Chapter one was decent and made me want to hear more....... HOWEVER........ you are the Poster Child for "give an inch, take a mile." The rest of these "In The Closet" Chapters were both lame and pointless. The song is a sea of conflict with little to no resolution. And that's just what I have to say about the actual songs...... The VIDEOS?!?!?! OMG. I wanted to find a gun and shoot myself. What did you do pay VH1 to broadcast your "Opera"? You suck, you're old, and you're a pedophile!!!!! If you want to talk about being trapped in the closet lets talk about who was trapped in YOUR closet while you were peeing on the little girl! NASTY ASS! And you may have everyone else fooled but every time you mess up or do something DEAD wrong... you can't get out of it by making a gospel song. I don't buy it at all. YOU get the ultimate SIT DOWN! AND DON'T GET BACK UP. EVER!
I'm here at work and I'm trying this whole blog thing out cause one of my best friends told me it's theraputic. lol. We'll see about that. I can tell you right now some of these blog entries I have read and heard about are absolutely out of order!!!!!!!! There are certain things I'ma need for folks to not be putting up for the whole world to see. With that being said..... I'm gonna do something a little different with my blog. Enjoy!
Jay's Most Annoying people of 2005 #'s 10-4 (The top 3 will come tomorrow):
10. 50 Cent: OMG. I need you to go take a nap somewhere and don't come back til I say so because clearly Mediocre IS your color. I mean you wear it sooooooooooooo well. The movie, the album, the video game. Enough is a freakin nough'. Please have a seat!
9. Tom Cruise: Okay.............. you're crazy!!!! Outside of the whole scientology thing which, by the way, you are taking WAAAAAAYYYYYYY too seriously....... who even opts to fall in love with and marry Katie Holmes??????? Who is she anyway? I don't think SHE knows who she is..... especially not now that you've knocked her over the head with your crazy stick! Have a seat sir.
8. The Employees of Temple University: Now, I thought it was universally known that any area that houses at least 5 or more parking spots can be identified, with confidence I might add, as a parking lot. EXHIBIT A: I called the Temple University police to come give my car a jump..... see I don't like parking on the street and don't want to pay $240 a semester for parking, so I just park in the parking lot of the communications school because they have a few "loading zone" spots where if you park there and leave your hazards on you will not be ticketed...... but I digress. So I did this one particular day and got a little ahead of myself and left my hazards on and wouldn't you know it my battery died. So like I said before I called the Temple Police, give them my location, and waited for 30 minutes to no avail. I called back right, and they say "the location you gave us was incorrect.... where you are isn't a parking lot.... it's a parking area." MA'AM!!!!!!!!!! You are wrong for so many reasons. Firstly.... it's a freakin parking LOT okay! and who even says "oh I parked my car in the parking area......." Secondly...... if you know where I am..... WHY THE HELL ISN'T someone here yet?!?!? And I'm paying to go to this school.... Have a seat Temple Employees.
7. Keisha Cole: Bitch you can't sing. And your hair is UUUUUGGGGG WEEEEEEE. How dare you have anything negative to say about Fantasia when she can sing circles around you in her sleep........ with the flu.......... on her death bed! Keisha Cole....... Have a seat.
6. Nextel: I have never had worse telephone service in all my years. I thought Sprint was bad.... I'm so concerned as to what may happen with this new merger. It cannot possibly be positive for the two most horrible cellular providers to get in bed together. That's just wrong. I didn't have service in my house, outside, or in church. I didn't have service at my school I didn't have service at the pool I did not have SERVICE DAMN DAMN DAMN, I did not have service SAM I AM! Sprint "together with Nextel" Have a seat!
5. Terrell Owens and The Eagles: Oh MY GOD!!!!! For you all to be such big men you act like a bunch of pussies!!! "Oh no he doesn't like me!" "Oooooo he's talking about me" "I'm so sad he's not a team player" "He's causing too much of a commotion" Grow some balls for cryin out. Terrell please stop acting like what you're doing is rocket science...... you're overpaid as is. And Donovan stop hatin' ................GOD! Haters never prosper and neither do ugly people so...... Terrell Owens, Donovan McNabb and the whole of the Philadelphia Eagles.... HAVE A DAMN SEAT!
4. Mariah Carey: You may be Whitney Houston's "Little Lambchop" but you certainly don't have to act like one. You're starting to remind me of the lambchop's play along song. It doesn't end it just goes on and on and on and on. All you're songs sound the same... you've clearly just changed the words. I'm tired of seeing your oversized breasts and would you please do yourself and the world a service and LEARN HOW TO DANCE!!!!!!! MC sit DOWN!