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Last updated Tue Apr 18, 2006 Member since October 2005

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To make a woman happy...
To make a woman happy... magnify
... a Man only needs to be:    
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 52. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
JUST leave him alone
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Tuesday March 14, 2006 - 03:15am (IST) Permanent Link | 8 Comments
Life is Beautiful....

 

When..

[1]     Falling in love

[2]     Laughing till your stomach hurts.

[3]     Enjoying a ride down the Country side.

[4]     Listening to your favorite song on the radio.

[5]     Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.

[6]     Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.

[7]     Passing your final exams with good grades.

[8]     Being part of an interesting conversation.

[9]     Finding some money in some old pants.

[10]   Laughing at yourself.

[11]   Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.

[12]   Laughing without a reason.

[13]   "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you.

[14]   Watching the sunset.

[15]   Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.

[16]   Receiving or giving your first kiss.

[17]   Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone.

[18]   Having a great time with your friends.

[19]   Seeing the one you love happy.

[20]   Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.

[21]   Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.

[22]   Hearing some telling you "I LOVE YOU"  True Friends come in the good

          times when we tell them to, and come in  the bad times.....without calling."

Let me know when ever you feel Your life is too beautiful...

Wednesday February 22, 2006 - 03:57am (IST) Permanent Link | 7 Comments
Old One......Still Fun
Old One......Still Fun magnify

Work Distribution among Gods….

 

Brahma              - Systems Installation 

Vishnu                  - Systems Administration & Support   

Lakshmi                - Finance and Accounts consultant 

Saraswati             - Training and Knowledge Management  

Shiva                    - DBA (Crash Specialist)   

Ganesh                 - Quality Assurance & Documentation  

Narada                 - Data transfer  

Yama                     - Reorganization, Downsizing Consultant & Garbage Collector   

Chitragupta           - IDP & Personal Records  

Apsaras                - Downloadable Viruses  

Devas                   - Mainframe Programmers  

Surya                    - Solaris Administrator  

Rakshasas           - In house Hackers  

Ravan                   - Internet Explorer WWWF  

Kumbhakarnan     - Zombie Process  

Lakshman             - Support Software and Backup  

Hanuman              - Linux/s390  

Vaali                     - MS Windows  

Sugreeva              - DOS  

Jatayu                   - Firewall  

Dronacharya        - System Programmer  

Vishwamitra          - Sr. Manager Projects  

Shakuni                - Annual appraisal & Promotion  

Valmiki                  - Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)  

Krishna                 - SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)  

Dharmaraj            - ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)  

Arjun                     - Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)  

Abhimanyu           - Trainee Programmer  

Draupadi              - Motivation & Team building  

Bhima                   - MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana         - Microsoft product Written in VB  

Karna                   - Contract programmer  

Dhrutarashtra       - Visual C++  

Gandhari              - Dreamweaver   

100 Kauravas       - Microsoft Service Packs and patches 

 

 

 

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          ~Ravi~

  

Tuesday January 24, 2006 - 11:21pm (IST) Permanent Link | 8 Comments
Life is Amazing - Never ending

~Ravi~
Friday January 20, 2006 - 08:38pm (IST) Permanent Link | 13 Comments
My 5 'Weird' Habits:
My 5 'Weird' Habits: magnify

My 5 'Weird' Habits:

  1. I mess up my kitchen, I waste ½ ltr milk to make a cup of coffee
  2. I have a bad habit of losing things..
  3. I am very late in reverting mails..(personal)
  4. I don’t finish any thing I start.. and all that I finish is not started by me.. (confused?)… some times.
  5. I hate organizing things, books, cloths ..etc…....(mom is there na…)
Tuesday January 10, 2006 - 07:10pm (IST) Permanent Link | 11 Comments

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